1.I’d rather get a massage and get the problem rubbed out than taking a pill and just feel drugged out.

2. Massage has had a positive effect on every medical condition we’ve looked at. Tiffany Field, PhD

3. The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. Hippocrates

Massage quotes and humor4. Sometimes massage is the only thing that makes sense. Unknown

5. A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star and you don’t miss anything by falling asleep! Elizabeth Jane Howard

6. There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. Al Michaels

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7. Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor. Robert Tisserand

8. Massage is not just a luxury. It’s a way of a heathier, happier life.

9. Massage is the answer…who cares what the question is!

10. Time spent getting a massage is never wasted.

Massage quote and humor 511. My massage therapy is not a luxury, it’s a necessity.

12. We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time. Franklin D. Roosevelt

13. When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drive attachment.

Massage quote and humor 914. Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. Hippocrates

15. Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. Robert Breault

16. Massage is a luxury you can’t afford to miss!

Massage quote and humor 417. Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. Thomas Jefferson

18. When all else fails, get a massage.

19. Massage is the study of anatomy in braille. Jack Meagher

20. I take a massage each week. This isn’t an indulgence; it’s an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. Robin S. Sharma

Massage quote and humor 821. In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction.

22. A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural. Nargis Fakhri

23. To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn’t hurt. Olivia Newton-John

24. I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. Hedy Lamarr

Massage quote and humor 625. I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That’s a perfect night alone for me. Stacy Keibler

26. I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. Kim Cattrall

27. I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. Jason Bateman

28. I like a semi-stressful massage – one where I can really feel something being worked out. Emily Weiss

Massage quote and humor 229. I like a deep sports massage – a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I’m getting in shape for a role. Chris Pine

30 Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to get lost in a book. Gina Greenlee, Postcards and Pearls: Life Lessons from Solo Moments on the Road

31. When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven – I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position. Carolina Herrera

Massage quote and humor 332. A gentle touch is all it takes to tame the wildest of men. Anthony T. Hincks

33. When the going gets tough, the tough get a massage.

34. Massage. You know you knead it!

35. Massage therapists listen with their hands and their hearts.

36. Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a rest. Ashleigh Brilliant

Massage quote and humor 737. Healing yourself is connected with healing others. Yoko Ono

38. Massage, when your brain needs a hug.

39. I need a drink, a man or a massage or a drunken massage by a man. Grey’s Anatomy

40. If you think massage is expensive, you’ve never had a good one.

41. Touch the body, calm the mind, heal the spirit.

Massage quote and humor 142. Massage is spending quality time with myself.

43. Always find time for the things that make you happy to be alive.

44. Dear Stress. Let’s break up. Love your massage therapist.

45. A good weekend starts with a positive attitude and a great massage.

Weekend massage quote46. Massage, cheaper than therapy! Unknown

47. I always think I look better after a yoga class. It’s the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we’re relaxed. Andie MacDowell

48. When you touch a body, you touch the whole person, the intellect, the spirit and the emotions. Jane Harrington

49. If fitness is your life, massage is your prize. Unknown

50. They say you can’t buy happiness but you can buy a massage and that’s kind of the same thing! Unknown
Stress? There’s an app for that. It’s called get a massage…Unknown

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Carmen is an entrepreneur and content marketer. In a former life, as a corporate business executive, she relied on yoga, reflexology and other alternative practices to fight stress, anxiety and find balance. She’s on a mission to build healthy habits for a balanced, healthy life, connecting body, mind and spirit.